1 0 april 2018 |
Editor’s column
Easter Puns for Breakfast
Hey there, peeps. That hippity-hoppity holiday is here
and I have some breaking news to share: Eggs are healthy
after all. Turns out those scary rumors about eggs and high
cholesterol aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. Oh good, I
won’t have to give up my Cadbury Cremes.
So every week, I shell out a lot of money for free-range
eggs. They are fragile, so you have to be careful when you’re
carton them home. Omelet you make up your own mind about
the subject, but personally one egg per day is un oeuf for me.
I know what you’re thinking: is this some kinda yolk?
The truth is, I prefer my eggs funny side up. I must admit,
I’m scrambling right now for some good egg jokes. I only
have about a half-dozen of ‘em. For example, I’ve always
wondered: if you cross a chicken with a dog, do you get a
free range rover? Or at the very least, pooched eggs?
Money is tight right now and hard times aren’t over easy.
I thought about becoming a chicken farmer but I heard they
make a poultry living. I used to work at a huli-huli chicken
stand but I quit because there were too many turnovers.
Good news. My local grocery store now offers home
delivery. I ordered chicken and eggs the other day. I’ll let
you know which comes first.
Karen Anderson is the managing editor of “At Home”
magazine and the author of “The Hawaii Home Book,
Practical Tips For Tropical Living.” She can be reached at
kanderson@westhawaiitoday.com
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